how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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