break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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