At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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