i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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