Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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