After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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