Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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