Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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