your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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