so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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