Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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