so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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