Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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