I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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