I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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