Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I know her cup size but not her name....
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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