I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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