Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I need to wash the frat house off of me
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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