Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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