we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Randomize
