dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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