No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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