There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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