well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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