at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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