Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
