I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize
