grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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