getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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