but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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