its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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