We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
FUCK WHALES
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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