this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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