What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
it glows. i had to have it.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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