Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
We are all done wearing pants today
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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