She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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