one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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