Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
