HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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