kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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