when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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