I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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