she was so not down for the gang bang
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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