69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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