idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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