He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
