I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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