I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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