He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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