is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize
