So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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