I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I have post one night stand depression
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